So my nine year old granddaughter calls me.
HER: Hi, Grandma. I really love you.
ME: I know you do, Sweetie. I love you too.
HER: Grandma, can I ask you a question?
ME: Sure, Honey.
HER: Is it true
My dad had to walk to school
in the snow
with a goat tied around his waist?
ME: And with Uncle Rob on his shoulders!
HER: (Aside) Dad, you had to have Uncle Rob on your shoulders, too?
HIM: Hey, he had to get to school, too!
HER: Grandma, are you telling me the truth?
ME: No, Honey, I'm not.
HER: (Aside) Dad, I knew it! You were lying to me! (Much muffled laughter). Thanks, Grandma, that's all I needed to know. Bye.